The Nightmare during Christmas

It seems that every holiday is represented

here simultaneously.

Tree = Christmas

Color of tree = Valentine's Day

Pumpkins = Thanksgiving

Severed Head = Halloween

Tribal print curtains = Kwanzaa

Despite the fog that night, the ships made it safely into port...

Breaking News

JUST IN: Mammoth wreath escapes holiday testing facility; Scales building with giant tentacle arm

Two unidentified angels held hostage inside. Police considering demands.

In unrelated news, rise in local 'commercial space' availability. Please call ahead for appointment.

Holiday riddle

Q: What does an epileptic NOT

do on Christmas?

A: Walk by this house.

Even my camera got nauseous.

The dog doesn't care what time of year it is

And please call ahead for outside seating. Space limited.

Suicidal Homer. Indifferent Snoopy.

A very fabulous Christmas to you and yours

Nothing says "Happy Holidays" quite like a sexy feather boa. Or two. Or more.

And I can't help but assume that when those dangling feather ornaments aren't displayed on the front door, they're hanging from the homeowners ears.