Thursday, December 31, 2009

The Nightmare during Christmas

It seems that every holiday is represented
here simultaneously.

Tree = Christmas
Color of tree = Valentine's Day
Pumpkins = Thanksgiving
Severed Head = Halloween
Tribal print curtains = Kwanzaa

Monday, December 28, 2009

Breaking News

JUST IN: Mammoth wreath escapes holiday testing facility; Scales building with giant tentacle arm

Two unidentified angels held hostage inside. Police considering demands.

In unrelated news, rise in local 'commercial space' availability. Please call ahead for appointment.

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Holiday riddle

Q: What does an epileptic NOT
do on Christmas?

A: Walk by this house.

Even my camera got nauseous.

Friday, December 18, 2009

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

A very fabulous Christmas to you and yours

Nothing says "Happy Holidays" quite like a sexy feather boa. Or two. Or more.

And I can't help but assume that when those dangling feather ornaments aren't displayed on the front door, they're hanging from the homeowners ears.

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Some have perfected the art

Well lit, deliberate color scheme, full but not overwhelming, and quite symmetrical.

Monday, December 14, 2009

Happy Turkey Day!!...still

I wanted to knock because I had so many questions, but I was scared who might answer the door. There was something a little off here.

(Nonetheless, that floating Pilgrim belt buckle hat is phenomenal.)

Sunday, December 13, 2009

Snow Ghosts

Saw these in front of a house around the corner and thought they looked like plastic ghosts. But then I realized they were actually supposed to be plastic snowmen. And then I realized they were floating above the ground by themselves, so now I'm not sure.

Friday, December 11, 2009