Tuesday, December 25, 2012

Monday, December 24, 2012


At some point tonight your father may disappear during the holidays festivities. But keep in mind he's probably just out on his Christmas-Porch-Den taking a few moments for himself, getting some fresh, frigid, very cold air. Let him be.

Can you write off Christmas decorations?

My guess is no, or this guy would have decorated more.

"A" for "Absolutely no Effort"

Wednesday, December 19, 2012

C the old Turkey. Now take the old turkey down.

I agree Thanksgiving gets cut short because Christmas comes relentlessly right on its heels. BUT I think it may be time to take the Turkey down and throw up a wreath. It's your patriotic duty.

Tuesday, December 18, 2012

Best use of an off-season air conditioner EVER.

Now for some appropriate quotes & seasonal punnery:

"Hey, what a cool gift!"

"My, my, that is some BTU-ful wrapping paper."


"Why is my present leaking...?"

Aaaaand I'm done. Anyone else got any good ones?

Thursday, August 9, 2012

All, or nothing at all...or maybe just a little bit...

Not that this was a great one, but it's kinda sad that they built right over this mural. You might have made it in New York, and Chicago might be your kind of town, but Philly has little love for you Frank. Sorry.

For reference:

But what's worse is that they COMPLETELY covered up 75% of the mural, including Catherine O'Hara.

For reference:

Tuesday, January 3, 2012

My favorite New Year's tradition is counting the number of drunk Mummer Guys that got separated from their group.
This year I counted 8.

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