Red Light District Santa, selling his ho's

 
 

Not sure what's happening here...

...but whatever it is, it's about to fall.

I love the construction markers. Makes sense since the awning display could drop at any moment. Poor donkey...

South Philly Stockings

...hung on the telephone wire with care.

Up on Christmas Mountain!

Christmas-Porch-Den

At some point tonight your father may disappear during the holidays festivities. But keep in mind he's probably just out on his Christmas-Porch-Den taking a few moments for himself, getting some fresh, frigid, very cold air. Let him be.

Can you write off Christmas decorations?

My guess is no, or this guy would have decorated more.

"A" for "Absolutely no Effort"

Catalog-quality decor

C the old Turkey. Now take the old turkey down.

I agree Thanksgiving gets cut short because Christmas comes relentlessly right on its heels. BUT I think it may be time to take the Turkey down and throw up a wreath. It's your patriotic duty.

Best use of an off-season air conditioner EVER.

Now for some appropriate quotes & seasonal punnery:

"Hey, what a cool gift!"

"My, my, that is some BTU-ful wrapping paper."

and 

"Why is my present leaking...?"

Aaaaand I'm done. Anyone else got any good ones?