The Nightmare during Christmas

It seems that every holiday is represented

here simultaneously.

Tree = Christmas

Color of tree = Valentine's Day

Pumpkins = Thanksgiving

Severed Head = Halloween

Tribal print curtains = Kwanzaa

Despite the fog that night, the ships made it safely into port...

Breaking News

JUST IN: Mammoth wreath escapes holiday testing facility; Scales building with giant tentacle arm

Two unidentified angels held hostage inside. Police considering demands.

In unrelated news, rise in local 'commercial space' availability. Please call ahead for appointment.

Holiday riddle

Q: What does an epileptic NOT

do on Christmas?

A: Walk by this house.

Even my camera got nauseous.

The dog doesn't care what time of year it is

And please call ahead for outside seating. Space limited.

Suicidal Homer. Indifferent Snoopy.

A very fabulous Christmas to you and yours

Nothing says "Happy Holidays" quite like a sexy feather boa. Or two. Or more.

And I can't help but assume that when those dangling feather ornaments aren't displayed on the front door, they're hanging from the homeowners ears.

Some have perfected the art

Well lit, deliberate color scheme, full but not overwhelming, and quite symmetrical.

Happy Turkey Day!!...still

I wanted to knock because I had so many questions, but I was scared who might answer the door. There was something a little off here.

(Nonetheless, that floating Pilgrim belt buckle hat is phenomenal.)

Snow Ghosts

Saw these in front of a house around the corner and thought they looked like plastic ghosts. But then I realized they were actually supposed to be plastic snowmen. And then I realized they were floating above the ground by themselves, so now I'm not sure.

Imprisoned Carolers

What was their crime?

Mispronouncing "In Excelsis Deo"?

It's not their fault painters tape doesn't come in Christmas colors